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Clear your calendar for the playoff weekendsStart a discussion about whether a bye week is preferable to a wildcard game. Wonder loudly if the Cowboys should rest their starters in the Week 17 game against the Eagles. Make some fan art about Demarcus Lawrence sacking Jared Goff in the NFC Championship game. Write an essay about what it will take for the Cowboys to repeat as Super Bowl champions next season. Send holiday suggestions for January to your acquaintances who have the misfortune to be Eagles fans. You get the drift.Laugh at the RedskinsThere's no point in laughing at the Titans. After all Womens Joe Looney Jersey , who cares about the Titans? So let's laugh at the Redskins. Because, a billion reasons. Make yourself a pitcher of green Kool AidIt'll be like drinking Eagles tears.Better yet, dye your pool green like it's St. Patrick's day. You'll be swimming in a sea of Eagles tears.And green Jello shots! You know why.Become a Goalpost MoverHelp turn the pre-game narrative from "the Cowboys are so bad, they can't even beat the Titans" to the post-game narrative "it was only the Titans, dude," and explain how the game against the Eagles next week will be the "real test." And when they win that one, explain how the Eagles were overrated anyway Youth Kavon Frazier Jersey , and how the game against the Falcons will be "the REAL test."Talk about how badly Dak Prescott played even though we wonPrescott could throw nine touchdowns and folks would still complain that he should have thrown 10, was inaccurate on five of the TDs anyway, and missed an open receiver on the remaining four. Remember how Tony Romo used to throw for 10 TDs all the time?Good times.Find a reason why the Cowboys can make the playoffs anywayAll they have to do is win out. Piece of cake.And don't let some intellectual highflyer or his Appalachian cousin distract you with 17-year-old animated gifs of Jim Mora talking about playoffs.You have a mission to accomplish.Call Jason Garrett "The Clapper"Really, this is not old at all. We haven't heard it enough. It's funny. Really funny. And unlike other jokes, this one gets funnier the more you repeat it. It's true. It's fantastic. And once the funny materializes into a brick-sized solid block of funny, please take it and knock me over the head with it. I beg you.Tell the world how much the Cowboys suckHere's are some topics that you can use to vent on social media or any blog or message board you may frequent. I guarantee all of these topics are insightful, have never been usedbefore Youth Jaylon Smith Jersey , and people will applaud you for your originality:Dak sucksAmari Cooper sucksThe O-line sucksZeke sucksThe receivers suckThe tight ends suckGarrett sucksJerry Jones sucksOwn your disappointment like a bossTell the world your are done with the Cowboys. DONE!!! Tell everybody within earshot that this was the last straw, that you won't watch another Cowboys game - until Tony Romo comes back. Consider publicly burning a jersey (but use the cheap Chinese knockoff, not one of your official jerseys). Tell everybody you haz a sad. Be emotional. Use a lot of exclamation marks. Own your inner drama queen like a boss.Then next Sunday, settle in to watch the Cowboys playing Eagles game as if nothing happened.Put R.E.M.'s "Everybody Hurts" on repeat for the rest of the dayYou're sad. But you're not alone because Michael Stipe knows that "everybody hurts, everybody cries." So take Stipe's advice, "take comfort in your friends," curl up in a fetal position for an extended period Womens Chidobe Awuzie Jersey , blast this song, have yourself a good little sniffle, and then move on. You'll feel better, I promise.Everybody huuuuuuuurts, sooooometiiiiiimes.But don't cry! Because then the ghost of Axl Rose will show up and tell you Don't you cryyyyyyy tonight, there's a heaven above you, baby.Don't you ever cry-ay-ay-iya-iyay. All season long we've been tracking the confidence levels of Cowboys fans with SB Nation's FanPulse tool. This has helped us figure out how those that root for America's Team think and feel week to week.When it comes to life on a week to week basis Authentic Cole Beasley Jersey , there are a few fundamental truths in sports and one of them rings truer than ever when it comes to the Dallas Cowboys this particular week: winning cures all. Just how cured are we? Let's discuss.Cowboys fans might just actually believe in the team againLast week saw Cowboys fans hit a season-low when it comes to confidence. Losing in overtime against the Texans in what felt like a self-induced way will have that kind of impact. It's not a coincidence that confidence from Cowboys fans jumps after the team wins, but a win like this is one probably should have had a bigger impact. Cowboys fans experienced the fourth-largest jump (26%) across all SB Nation fan bases, but beating a team like the Jaguars the way that they did was something that could have inspired more confidence.Perhaps Cowboys fans are just a little too scarred these days. That's understandable. According to our poll here at BTB a majority of fans feel cautiously optimistic but want to see more from the team which could explain why things aren't through the roof confidence-wise. Washington is down, Philly is up, and New York is a broken messWhen looking at the rest of the NFC East you'd imagine that everyone except for the Giants would be more inspired this week, but despite defeating the Carolina Panthers in Week 6 the world is looking at Redskins fans that feel less confident than a week ago. Grid View We could see the rest of the division look even more altered next week for a few reasons. Obviously the Cowboys play the Redskins and can impact how they both feel, the Eagles have the tough Panthers Authentic Terrance Williams Jersey , and John Mara is talking about Odell Beckham Jr. needing to do more for the team so that surely will end well. What are your thoughts on how fans are feeling six weeks in? Remember that if you want to be part of the vote that you can join FanPulse by clicking RIGHT HERE. Custom New England Patriots Jerseys

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